thetalesofemily:

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

Or freaking hilarious

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supernormalsatisfaction:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

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kandidcamera:

prettyprettypie:

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

^dem puns

Great Nuts

kandidcamera:

prettyprettypie:

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

^dem puns

Great Nuts

yournewfriendsam:

APPROPRIATE USES OF YOLO, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

yournewfriendsam:

APPROPRIATE USES OF YOLO, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

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revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

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alonewithenature:

Amazing Underground (Ryan Deboodt)
Hang En, Vietnam.

alonewithenature:

Amazing Underground (Ryan Deboodt)

Hang En, Vietnam.

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Self Harm Alternatives - Comforting Yourself

smile-lifegetsbetter:

  • Paint your nails.
  • Take a hot bath with a bath bomb or bath scent. 
  • Give yourself a hand massage.
  • Eat chocolate or another favourite food.
  • Make origami figures, thread bracelets or another project using your hands.
  • Do yoga or meditation.
  • Stroke and cuddle a pet.
  • Buy something you’ve wanted for ages. 
  • Make a cup of herbal tea. 
  • Go to sleep.
  • Listen to calming music. 

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discipleofkreia:

seekingmybeloved:

badreputations:

golden-gang:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

what are you talking about this was the best thing ever.

This is so wonderfully odd i have to reblog it everytime.

WHAT

THE

HECK

I love this girl.

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rhapsody-tardisblue:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

O___O

rhapsody-tardisblue:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

O___O

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cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

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gradientlair:

Retta on Conan in 2012 with literally the best joke ever and she really was not here for the stereotyping and profiling while driving. #neverforget

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