my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
Self Harm Alternatives - Comforting Yourself
- Paint your nails.
- Take a hot bath with a bath bomb or bath scent.
- Give yourself a hand massage.
- Eat chocolate or another favourite food.
- Make origami figures, thread bracelets or another project using your hands.
- Do yoga or meditation.
- Stroke and cuddle a pet.
- Buy something you’ve wanted for ages.
- Make a cup of herbal tea.
- Go to sleep.
- Listen to calming music.